The Deluxe Crate — 20 sticks, one box

Ostrich. Alligator. Elk. Camel. Yak.

Meat you've never tasted. Made better than any stick you have.

A surprise haul of twenty small-batch snack sticks from a lineup spanning eleven exotic meats, sealed in a latched wooden crate. High protein, MSG-free — and nothing like the jerky aisle.

7–12gProtein / stick

70–90Calories

11Exotic meats

No MSGEvery recipe

Claim Your Crate — $60 ★★★★★ 5.0 · 53 verified reviews
Ships free in the U.S. · USDA inspected & passed

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The Deluxe Crate — 20 snack sticks fanned above the latched wooden box

All twenty individually sealed sticks laid out around the wooden crate

The wooden crate open, packed with sealed snack sticks

Detail of the burnished wooden crate and sealed sticks

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The roster

Fifteen animals. Twenty-five recipes.

Ostrich

The Griffin · brown sugar & smoke

A giant bird that eats like the leanest red meat on earth — so lean it takes a 60/40 beef blend just to hold a stick together. Brown-sugar forward, smoky finish.

10g protein · 80 cal

Alligator

Basilisk mild + Dragon Cajun

American gator, done two ways — clean and mild, or Cajun-style with red pepper, onion and garlic. The one everybody asks about first.

8g protein · 80 cal

Elk

The Bigfoot · black pepper

Deep forest red meat under cracked black pepper. The biggest protein number in the box — twelve grams in one ounce.

12g protein · 80 cal

Camel

The Centaur · smoked

Slow-smoked with paprika and garlic. Subtly sweet, prized across three continents, and nearly impossible to find in the States.

7g protein · 70 cal

Yak

The Yeti · Andouille style

Yak — rich, deep, high-country red meat with a Cajun Andouille kick. Bolder than anything in the gas-station cooler.

7g protein · 70 cal

Bison

The Loch Ness · mild

The American original. Big, clean, honest red meat in its mildest, most crowd-pleasing form.

7g protein · 90 cal

Antelope

The Pegasus · lightly peppered

Field-lean and refined — the connoisseur's cut of wild game under a light crack of pepper.

8g protein · 80 cal

Venison

Chimera fire + Werewolf teriyaki

Classic wild harvest, two ways — a jalapeño “fire” cut with real heat, and a slow teriyaki with smoke flavor.

8g protein · 80 cal

Duck

The Kraken · real maple

Rich duck under real maple sugar and maple syrup — no candy shortcuts. The sweet one people fight over.

8g protein · 80 cal

Alpaca

The Troll · smoked

The Andes' best-kept secret — mild and tender, almost never exported, smoked with paprika and black pepper.

8g protein · 80 cal

Wild Boar

Cyclops peppered + Cerberus

Old-world hog with twice the character of commodity pork — served under cracked pepper in the Cyclops, and again in the Cerberus.

1 oz stick · MSG-free

The Classics

Beef · Turkey · Chicken · Pork

Smoked beef, peppered turkey, BBQ chicken and chorizo pork — the familiar four that round out the lineup.

1 oz sticks · MSG-free

Every exotic is blended with beef, pork or chicken so the stick holds together — the animal is named right on the label. Your crate: a surprise 20 of these 25 recipes.

A different class of meat stick

This is not gas-station jerky.

Most meat sticks are one commodity meat, extruded by the millions, sold from a plastic tub next to the lighters. These start with real, named cuts of some of the world's rarest proteins — seasoned in small batches and made under USDA inspection.

Real, named animals

Ostrich, alligator, elk, camel, yak, bison, antelope, alpaca, venison, duck, wild boar. Every exotic is too lean to hold a stick together on its own — so each is blended charcuterie-style with beef, pork or chicken, and named right on the wrapper.

Small-batch, USDA inspected

Produced and passed under USDA inspection. Sealed one stick at a time at one ounce — not extruded by the truckload.

An honest label

7–12g protein per one-ounce stick. MSG-free, gluten-free in 23 of 25 recipes, and the animal named front and center on every wrapper.

Tale of the tape

Read the label. That's the whole pitch.

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	Mythical Meats®The Deluxe Crate	Typical stickBy the register
The meat	Real named cuts — ostrich, alligator, elk, camel, yak & more	Unnamed commodity blends
Variety	15 proteins, 25 recipes	Beef. Maybe pork.
MSG	MSG-free, every recipe	Standard issue
Gluten	Gluten-free recipes (23 of 25)*	Wheat & soy binders
Production	Small-batch · USDA inspected & passed	Mass extrusion, by the millions
The box	Latched wooden keepsake crate	Plastic tub by the register

*Two teriyaki-style sticks (Mermaid, Werewolf) contain soy & wheat from traditional soy sauce. The other 23 recipes are gluten-free.

Straight off the labels

The numbers, per 1 oz stick.

7–12gProtein

70–90Calories

1–2gTotal carbs

1ozPer stick

Rare game meats are lean by nature, not by processing. That's a portion-controlled, protein-first snack that fits keto and low-carb macros — none of the filler that made you quit gas-station sticks.

MSG-FreeEvery recipe

USDAInspected & passed

Gluten-free23 of 25 recipes

1 oz sticksIndividually sealed

What arrives at your door

One crate. A wild twenty-stick haul.

✚20 premium snack sticks — a surprise selection of 20 of the 25 recipes in the lineup, individually sealed at 1 oz
✚11 exotic meats in the rotation — ostrich, alligator, elk, camel, yak, bison, antelope, alpaca, venison, duck & wild boar
✚The wooden keepsake crate — burnished solid wood with a working latch
✚Free U.S. shipping — straight to your door, no code needed

Sold as singles, twenty sticks already run $60. The crate is $60 flat — the wooden box is on the house.

Claim Your Crate — $60

The wooden Mythical Meats crate open, packed with individually sealed snack sticks

The keepsake crate — solid wood, latched lid

Word of mouth

Nobody rations a bad snack.

5.0 ★★★★★
From 53 verified reviews of the Deluxe Crate

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Bought it as a gift and ended up ordering a second one for myself. The alligator stick is genuinely one of the best snack sticks I've ever had — and I've had them all.

Marcus T. · Verified buyer

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The box feels expensive — solid wood, real latch. We did a tasting night and let everyone guess the animal. Instant hit. Was skeptical about camel. I was wrong.

Dana R. · Verified buyer

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Quality is on another level from anything at a gas station. My husband rationed these for three weeks and has already asked for another crate for his birthday.

Elaine M. · Verified buyer

Questions, answered

Before you ask.

Almost certainly — that's the point of the blend. Each stick is a charcuterie-style mix of its headline meat with beef, pork or chicken (the first meat on the label makes up about 60% of the stick), so everything has the familiar bite of a great smokehouse snack stick with the character of the wilder meat. If you enjoy a quality beef stick, nothing in this crate will scare you.

Yes. Every stick is produced and passed under USDA inspection — the same federal oversight as any premium American meat product. Each wrapper carries the official USDA mark and its ingredient list, and nutrition information for every recipe is published at mythicalmeats.com.

Your crate arrives with a surprise selection of 20 of the 25 recipes in the lineup. The full roster spans fifteen proteins — ostrich, alligator, elk, camel, yak, bison (American buffalo), antelope, alpaca, venison, maple duck and wild boar, plus smoked beef, peppered turkey, BBQ chicken and chorizo pork classics. Every animal is named on its label.

Twenty-three of the twenty-five recipes are gluten-free — the teriyaki-style sticks (Mermaid and Werewolf) use traditional soy sauce and contain soy and wheat. Every stick is MSG-free, and ingredient lists are printed on each wrapper and published at mythicalmeats.com.

Each stick is individually vacuum-sealed at one ounce and stamped with its own best-by date, so the crate is built for slow savoring — no need to rush it. No refrigeration needed before opening.

The $60 crate ships free anywhere in the U.S. Because these are perishable food products, returns aren't accepted — but if your order arrives damaged or incorrect, reach out to the team at cs@mythicalmeats.com or 717-585-4242.

Ostrich. Alligator. Elk. Camel. Yak.

Fifteen animals. Twenty-five recipes.

This is not gas-station jerky.

Real, named animals

Small-batch, USDA inspected

An honest label

Read the label. That's the whole pitch.

The numbers, per 1 oz stick.

One crate. A wild twenty-stick haul.

Nobody rations a bad snack.

For the guy who has everything — except ostrich.

Your ticket, punched.

Before you ask.

Twenty surprise sticks.
One serious crate.

Ostrich. Alligator. Elk. Camel. Yak.

Fifteen animals. Twenty-five recipes.

This is not gas-station jerky.

Real, named animals

Small-batch, USDA inspected

An honest label

Read the label. That's the whole pitch.

The numbers, per 1 oz stick.

One crate. A wild twenty-stick haul.

Nobody rations a bad snack.

For the guy who has everything — except ostrich.

Your ticket, punched.

Before you ask.

Twenty surprise sticks.One serious crate.

Twenty surprise sticks.
One serious crate.