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The D&D Collab · One Stick Per Class

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Flavor.

Crit on taste.
One stick per class — all twelve.

12 Classes 12 Exotic Meats 4.9★ 70 Reviews
Dungeons & Dragons Snack Sticks Variety Pack — 12 class-themed exotic meat sticks D&D snack sticks laid out on the game table
★★★★★ 4.9 70 reviews
$30

Ships in 24 hrs ● 12 sticks · 1 oz each
100% real exotic meats

The Roster

Twelve Classes.
Twelve Meats.

Every stick is crested with a class and flavored to match the build — 100% real exotic meat, individually wrapped for passing around the table. No greasy fingers on the battle map.

Dungeons & Dragons Snack Sticks Variety Pack $2.50 Per Class

The D&D Variety Pack

12 Sticks · 1 oz Each · One Per Class

Twelve exotic snack sticks from the Mythical Meats Dungeons & Dragons collab — each one crested with a class and flavored to match. Eat your main. Eat your backup. Eat the class you'd never dare to play.

BarbarianSriracha Duck
BardBuffalo Chicken
ClericTeriyaki Wild Boar
DruidHoney BBQ Turkey
FighterJalapeño Elk
MonkSweet & Spicy Beef & Buffalo
PaladinBBQ Camel
RangerHickory Smoked Venison
RogueSlow Burn Alligator
SorcererHabanero BBQ Pork
WarlockHoney Ham Pork
WizardChipotle Garlic Beef & Yak
House Rules

The Snack Encounter

12 sticks. One d12. Run it at your next session.

Table Rules: The Snack Encounter
Optional rule. Highly recommended. DM has final say.
DM
Rule zero. The DM picks first. The DM always picks first. You knew this.
d12
Roll a d12. Eat the class you rolled (1 = Barbarian … 12 = Wizard — alphabetical, as the gods intended). No trading. The dice have spoken.
ADV
Rolled your own class? Advantage on flavor checks until the session ends. Eating the Rogue while playing a Paladin? That's an alignment conversation.
Item Stat Block

Identify the Item.

Rations of the Twelve
Wondrous item, legendary (requires attunement by a hungry adventurer)
This unassuming variety pack holds twelve exotic meat sticks, each bearing the sigil of a class. A faint aroma of hickory and adventure surrounds it.
Twelve Charges. The pack holds 12 sticks, one per class, Barbarian through Wizard. Eating a stick expends 1 charge. Charges do not replenish. (Buy two.)
Class Champion. While you eat the stick matching your character's class, you have advantage on flavor checks until the end of the session.
Sustenance. One stick sustains an adventurer through six hours of dungeon crawling, table talk, or rules arguments.
Curse — Party Aggro. Opening the pack draws the attention of every hungry creature within 30 feet. There is no save.
Definitive Ranking

Game Night Snack Tier List

We ranked everything that's ever been eaten at a D&D table. The results were not close.

Game Night Snack Tier List
(every table, ranked)
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The D&D Variety Pack ← The One
A
🥩
Mall-Kiosk Jerkydecent, but no class crest
B
🎲
Gummy Diceyou WILL eat the d20
C
⛽
Gas Station Jerkyrolled a 4 on flavor
D
🧀
Cheese-Dust Chipsorange fingerprints on your d20
F
🍕
Soggy Pizzagrease on the battle map
Level up your next session.
The Real Test

Snack
Saving Throws.

Most game-night snacks fail their save.

Chips Pizza Gummy
Dice
🐉 Mythical
Meats
Survives a 6-hour campaign ✕ ✕ ✓ ✓
Zero grease on the character sheets ✕ ✕ ✓ ✓
Doesn't crunch over the DM's monologue ✕ ✓ ✓ ✓
Actual protein, not a sugar crash ✕ ✕ ✕ ✓
Named after your class ✕ ✕ ✕ ✓
One stick for every class ✕ ✕ ✕ ✓
Gets a "whoa" at the table ✕ ✕ ✕ ✓

The nat 20 of snack runs. Skip the chip aisle.

Tales from the Table

What Real Parties Are Saying

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4.9  ·  70 verified reviews on the D&D pack
★★★★★

"We loooveeee Dungeons and Dragons so trying these out was a no brainer. Soooo yummy!"

M Melissa W. Verified
★★★★★

"Shared the pack with my D&D group, meats were a big hit! Spicy flavors really brought heat."

D Dave C. Verified
★★★★★

"My D&D group loves getting them... everyone there loved them."

K Kent B. Verified
★★★★★

"All the different meats in this pack are delicious and match the classes they represent."

D Dario G. Verified
★★★★★

"Each have been very good in flavor and quality and I look forward to trying the rest."

V Veronica W. Verified
★★★★★

"Had the Monk jerky and was already impressed. I look forward to enjoying during DnD nights."

J Jared H. Verified
★★★★★

"These have been absolutely fantastic. The classes seem to fit as well."

M Michael G. Verified
★★★★

"Packaging is also a fun thing to have, and they are all very fresh and taste great."

M Matthew D. Verified
★★★★★

"I'm just happy I can have meat of characters I play."

R River G. Verified

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D&D Variety Pack — 12 class sticks $30
Works out to, per class $2.50
Two packs = free shipping ($50+) $60
Today's Drop $30

Order before midnight and it ships within 24 hours.
At your table before the next session.

Adventurer's Guide

Common Quests

What exactly is in the pack?
12 exotic snack sticks, 1 oz each, one per class — Barbarian (Sriracha Duck), Bard (Buffalo Chicken), Cleric (Teriyaki Wild Boar), Druid (Honey BBQ Turkey), Fighter (Jalapeño Elk), Monk (Sweet & Spicy Beef & Buffalo), Paladin (BBQ Camel), Ranger (Hickory Smoked Venison), Rogue (Slow Burn Alligator), Sorcerer (Habanero BBQ Pork), Warlock (Honey Ham Pork), and Wizard (Chipotle Garlic Beef & Yak).
Is this real Dungeons & Dragons merch?
The D&D Variety Pack is Mythical Meats' Dungeons & Dragons collab line — 12 sticks in class-crested packaging, flavor-matched to each class. Reviewers consistently call out the packaging: "Love the packaging and logos for each class: perfect for the next dnd session."
What's "exotic" actually mean? What animals?
All meats are 100% real and made in the USA. Across the twelve classes you'll eat duck, chicken, wild boar, turkey, elk, beef, buffalo, camel, venison, alligator, pork, and yak. The class on the front is the flavor profile; the actual meat is printed right on the label.
How spicy do they get?
The roster runs the full heat range. Mild table: Druid (Honey BBQ Turkey), Warlock (Honey Ham), Cleric (Teriyaki Wild Boar). Mid table: Bard (Buffalo Chicken), Paladin (BBQ Camel), Ranger (Hickory Smoked Venison). Hot table: Fighter (Jalapeño Elk), Barbarian (Sriracha Duck), Rogue (Slow Burn Alligator), and Sorcerer (Habanero BBQ Pork) — Bard-friendly to Barbarian-only.
When will it arrive?
Orders ship within 24 hours, and standard ground delivery lands in plenty of time for next weekend's session. Ordering it as a gift for Father's Day (Sunday, June 21)? Order by Monday June 15 to be safe — if your dad is a DM, this is the gift.
Shipping & returns?
Standard ground rates apply — and here's a pro tip: free shipping kicks in at $50, so two packs ($60) ship free. One for your table, one for the DM's good graces. Snack sticks are shelf-stable for ~6 months. If something arrives damaged, email support@mythicalmeats.com and we'll make it right.
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